• Hacks’n’Slash #2: Sonic X – Regenerated

    ...In this episode, we have: Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction. Oh yes. Be afraid. Performing in this episode are yours truly, Alex Jedraszczak, Diana Gray, Christian Porter, Joseph Martin, Matt Jonas,...

  • Crazy Taxi: Catch a Ride (GBA)

    ...be pushed so hard. Although the back of the box claims the system to be a 32-bit handheld, the truth of the matter is that the processor isn’t really up...

  • [NSFW] Dancing Eyes (ARC)

    Lady, all night I’ve dreaming of days that you spent by my side. The best days of my life, don’t you remember? Dancing Eyes is one of those games I...

  • [NSFW] Ninja Chop!! (XBLIG)

    ...half, a blood curdling scream echoed out. Well played. In all fairness, despite the sickening though mildly amusing subject matter, Ninja Chop!! is a good game for blowing a few...

  • Shockman (TG-16)

    When you see the name… …you think of Mega Man. Well, at least I did, anyway. Not Too Shocking Speaking of Mega Man, I’m not too bewildered to find a...

  • McPixel (PC)

    ...each time. It is just a matter of going through every possible move in order, otherwise you would probably lose your mind. If you expected a worthwhile experience then I...

  • Konami Krazy Racers (GBA)

    ...for far too long! I’ve gone from 1st to 6th in a matter of seconds thanks to a stray obstacle. Why do I never see the computer get hit by...

  • 64th Street (ARC)

    This isn’t just any old street. This is… Holy Sh…eboygan This game tells the unlikely story of a pair of detectives, Rick and Allen, who are asked by a rich...

  • Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped! (GBA)

    One of my favorite bands is transmogrified into the world of video games. I thought they could do no wrong, but I was gravely mistaken. A cartoon series was produced...

  • Star X (GBA)

    ...Even Save Your Progress The story doesn’t even matter. Some wise-ass penned this together in four minutes so they had something to slap on the back of the box and...