• Garry’s Mod (PC)

    I don’t have an interesting statement to start the review with, so here’s a screenshot of Lili de Rochefort as she appears in Tekken 6, being chased by three pigs...

  • Kirby’s Ghost Trap (SNES)

    A Kirby game where he doesn’t “suck”, if you will… One of my favorite puzzle game franchises of all time, Puyo Puyo, has been neglected outside of Japan. Its few...

  • Curiosity Winner Will Become A God

    Curiosity: What’s Inside The Cube? Well, now we know. Spoilers: Somebody is getting really rich. Really rich indeed. Molyneux was inside the cube all this time. The lucky winner of...

  • My Life Is Complete

    After the astonishing reaction to Hatsune Miku across the world, including GameCola’s review of Project Diva written by yours truly, SEGA and Crypton Future Media have finally realized that the...

  • Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)

    I’m grumpy, you know why? I’ve been working on this review since the start of September. I take a break, and when I come back to it, the Game Grumps...

  • Gravity Rush (Vita)

    The PlayStation Vita is the most beautiful thing I own. It is sleek, and it shimmers in the daylight. The curved edges and comfortable dual analogue sticks are both ergonomic...

  • Disney’s Extreme Skate Adventure (PS2)

    I’ve accepted that I’ll play just about anything. The Skate Escape A word of warning, for all of you: Playing Disney’s Extreme Skate Adventure caused me to fall headfirst into...

  • Sesame Street: Elmo’s Number Journey (N64)

    Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? Of course not, because it doesn’t exist. Don’t Stop Believing You want to feel really good about yourself? Just play...

  • MySims (PC)

    They’re not your Sims! They’re– Putting the “Sim” in Simple I find The Sims too confusing. The not-so-simple act of running someone’s life is further complicated with the inclusion of...

  • TubeHero (PC)

    Why is this a thing. As social media allows the Eye-in-the-Sky to see everything we’re doing, and advertising forces itself under our fingernails, I’d like to remind you of a...