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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ecco the Dolphin vs. Cecil

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2006

...fierce battle cry! WHAT EVER COULD HAPPEN NEXT! Paul: Cecil RUNS up to the shoreline, and he kicks sand right into Ecco’s eyes. Paul: OH, THE HUMANITY! Eric: Ecco seems...
Digital Championship Wrestling: The Ice Climbers vs. Chill Penguin & Blizzard Buffalo

Columns by Paul Franzen on May 1, 20061

...themselves from the heads of their opponents, but it’s no use! All of tonight’s warriors are sinking to the icy depths of this hockey rink. Eric: OH THE HUMANITY! Isn’t...
Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Water on the Sidewalk

Columns by Richo Rosai on March 15, 2006

...sidewalk, you’d either kill them for the sake of humanity or at least call a social worker, wouldn’t you? Well what if you saw this every day, and had to...
Digital Championship Wrestling: Mega Man vs. 50 Cent

Columns by Paul Franzen on February 1, 2006

...falls right back to the floor. Eric: OH THE HUMANITY. Paul: But… what the hell is this, Revolution X? Mega Man appears to be firing compact discs out of his...
Dear Readers: The Janish.

Columns by Paul Franzen on January 1, 2006

...those of you missing what Zack Huffman brought to the table with “Oh, the Humanity!”, fear not: This month we’ve got “Movie Mansion Presents,” written by my own brother, Dan...
MagMax (NES)

Reviews by Bradley Keene on March 15, 2006

...level, there are holes you can drop into, taking the battle for humanity underground. Below ground, however, MagMax becomes a staple 2D space shooter with no 3D elements. The thing...
Inside the Guide: Video Walkthroughs for July, 2009

Columns by Michael Gray on October 4, 20103

...News”, “Oh, the Humanity!”, “Versus Mode”, “Pimp My Cola”, “The Grass Is Always…”, podcasts, videos, comics, fanfiction, blog posts and various reviews. Sadly, it is the way of the world...
Submissions (November 2005)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on November 1, 2005

...the person. That’s just plain creepy : ) – Matteous HM… my favorite part of this issue? Although I’m tempted to say it’s this month’s edition of Oh, the Humanity!...
Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Tolerable Japan

Columns by Richo Rosai on November 1, 2005

...It’s dangerous, expensive, unreliable, difficult to do while sleeping and an all-around hassle. But in most American cities, there simply isn’t a realistic choice. And before you say “Ooh! You...
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on April 1, 2005

...can actually get the hang out. Most games before this had me running all over the in/out fields and everyone scoring on singles.. OH THE HUMANITY! But this game is...