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The Anger Dome: Origin and the Mass Effect 3 Ending, Part Deux

Columns by Michael Ridgaway on July 25, 20121

...the Cerberus base, seeing Earth in ruins, chatting with my old comrades, and realizing the entire future of humanity was at stake was all incredibly moving to me, maybe even...
“Girlfriend Mode”: Keeping the Argument Civil

Blog Posts by Michael Ridgaway on August 15, 201213

...not malicious or chauvinistic in his actions, and thankfully by the end of the episode the conflict is resolved and the angry protesters are reminded of Homer’s humanity. And that’s...
Shockman (TG-16)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on September 26, 2012

...until you try this. Shockman isn’t a walk in the park, oh no—unless that walk is through Central Park during the events of Alone in the Dark. You know, life...
The 2012 GameCola Videogame Awards (Part 2)

Columns by GameCola Staff on January 30, 20132

...out humanity forever. Hatoful Boyfriend isn’t just a weird game about heathen human-animal relationships (although boy is it that); there’s an actual, serious, emotional game here, too—one you’ll be sure...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Master of the Seas (iPhone)

Reviews by Michael Gray on February 25, 2013

...communication and advance the species. Instead, all it does is cram advertising down your throat and send humanity back a few thousand years, to the slavery of self-worship. Yes, I’m...
Barely Floating (PC)

Reviews by Nikola Suprak on February 14, 20131

...the game doesn’t tell you what the hell it wants you to do. BLURBWORTHY FEATURE #2: Comedy Oh, I see now. The promotional team was saving all their lies for...
Too Old For This S@$t: Console and PC Wars

Columns by Michael Ridgaway on March 13, 20135

...will most likely still be available in the future. So press pause, chill out, and just enjoy the various gaming platforms for what they are. After all, humanity has never...
[NSFW] Breath Of Fire (SNES)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on October 17, 20131

...these quirks some sort of humanity. It almost feels like a beta game that they couldn’t fix and had to go straight to market. I can’t find a decent enough...
Primordia (PC)

Reviews by Robyn Tyrfing on February 4, 20147

...to adapt the way of life that humanity held to their own robotic nature. It is also very well paced, and the multiple endings are very satisfying. Our hero, Horatio....
The Swapper (PC)

Reviews by Mark Freedman on March 18, 20141

...developed such a device without understanding the soul. Well, in this non-post-apocalyptic future, humanity travels to distant lands to harvest resources and bring them back to Earth. In one such...