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Undertale (PC)

Reviews by Robyn Tyrfing on October 5, 20151

...there after a war with humanity, the monsters dream of one day leaving the underground and returning to the surface. To do this, they need the soul of a human,...
Flash Flood: Games IN SPAAAAACE!

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on February 8, 20106

Welcome to GameCola.net! Welcome to “Inside the Guide” or “Fabricated News” or “Minus the Pudding” or “Moddus Operandi” or “testgame.exe” or “Oh, the Humanity!” or “What the Crap?” or…look, you’re...
Fabricated News: Back to the Future 4 in Development

News Posts by Michael Gray on April 10, 20104

...evil villain Biff Tannen is planning on unleashing an untold horror upon humanity: Indiana Jones 5. “The film was all about Shia!” Doc Brown cries. “There’s a twenty-minute sequence of...
The GameCola Top 50 Videogames Ever Made In The Whole Of Human History (As Far As We’re Concerned): Part Two

Columns by Christian Porter on May 10, 201012

...humanity—there’s no argument about that—but how you do so is up to you, whether you do it through peaceful diplomacy or through electric leads to someone’s nether regions. It also...
The Ten Reasons: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Columns by Michael Gray on October 1, 20087

...and Marianne got bored and went to bed.] 7. Toon Link Marianne: We don’t like Toon Link? Michael: Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no NO! Michael: Toon...
Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on December 1, 20082

...quibble. This game is a godsend. Like Scarface to Pacino, this game forever secured Mario’s legacy, as well as the NES’s, and Nintendo’s, and humanity’s at large. I still can’t...
Captain Eric’s Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Eric Regan on March 1, 2009

...do now is spare humanity any more involvement with your magnificent self and just hide away and play every single videogame ever. Then, and only then, will you truly know...
Dear Readers: Stupid Things Developers Do to Ruin Their Awesome Games: Part 1

Columns by Paul Franzen on April 1, 20091

...two old-school GameCola columns to bring us: Carbonated News, in which he talks about all the big happenings from the Game Developers Conference, and Oh, the Humanity!, in which he...
The Anger Dome: Portal vs. MGS4

Columns by Michael Ridgaway on May 8, 2009

...way in the GameFAQs challenge, but now with my faith in humanity completely shattered I seriously doubt that will happen. Judging from the predictions page it will most likely be...
Dear Readers: Stupid Things Developers do to Ruin Their Awesome Games: Part 3

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 20091

...You Search For.” “Real Virtuality” comes to an all-too-soon end this month. Darn you, Alex Jedraszczak! And, finally, you should check out this month’s “Oh, the Humanity!” for a YouTube...