Archive for Category: Columns
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… of the Month: Best Guest Host EVER
Columns by Matt Gardner on Since I was inexplicably in the Caribbean last month instead of doing my GameCola work, Captain Eric had to take over ...of the Month for me. He did a fine job for someone who isn't on the level of MEGAGOD like me, and I got to wondering: Just who is the greatest guest writer that OTM has ever seen? For reference, every single one of the guest written oTM segments will be linked right here:
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Inside the Guide: Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?
Columns by Michael Gray on Hello everyone, and welcome to Inside the Guide: the column in which I discuss a particular videogame and writing a guide for it. This month's game is Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?. For those of
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Red Warrior vs. Blue Valkyrie vs. Green Elf vs. Yellow Wizard
Columns by Paul Franzen on Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Children of all ages! Welcome, welcome, to the greatest spectacle ever in the combined histories of professional wrestling and videogames! Welcome, my little Fanzens, to Digital Championship Wrestling.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 47: Give Them Liberty?
Columns by Matt Gardner on QM Boy: Actually, I think the best revenge we could take would be to just leave them here. They're gonna die anyway; why should we make that happen any faster?
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Versus Mode: Gay Marriage, Racism, Rape, and More
Columns by GameCola on GC writers Alex Jedraszczak and Eric Regan discuss gay marriage in MMOs, racism in Dance!, virtual rape, and more.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Duke Nukem vs. Serious Sam in a Tiara on a Pole Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Greetings gamefans all across this great globe, and welcome to another adrenified edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside your friend and mine, "Captain" Eric Regan.
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Dear Readers: STAFF BATTLE ’07
Columns by Paul Franzen on If you're one of the one non-spambots who've posted on our forums, you maybe possibly remember the Best Staff Member EVER tournament we ran last year. If you're not, then the so basically is this: We ran a tournament last year to figure out who, among the millions (and The Rock means MILLIONS!!!!!) of writers we've had, was the absolute best.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 46 – Hold on a Minute!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Rivers Duo: What the hell?! You can’t just KILL me! I’m so coming back, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it! Enrique, CUT OPEN THIS SEA BEAR!!
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Top of the Heap: Culturally Irrelevant Games
Columns by Christian Porter on If there aren't enough contemporary media tie-in games, why not make some from franchises decades out of relevance?
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on Well well well, it is THAT time of the month again. I know all of you are out there sitting in your rooms crying and wondering when your next DOSE of THE awesome will come. Well, my friends, that time