Archive for Category: Columns

  • 0wning the Competition: Wii v.2?

    Columns Columns by Kay Leacock on

    So the ball is back in Nintendo's court. When the DS first came out, the PSP was kicking its ass. Big time. The DS had numerous issues—people weren't sure about the whole touch screen thing, or the

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Wrestlefest and Altered Beast in Houston

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    Houston is a filthy city. According to a 2004 report from the American Lung Association, Houston is the fifth smoggiest city in the country. During summer, the heat beats down on you, draining away any energy you have for the day. It’s also hell on a car that’s been driving around the South.

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Delivery Health

    Columns Columns by Richo Rosai on

    You may not care too much for unsolicited stuffing of your mail box with ads, and it might be illegal in your country. But what’s your ratio of credit card applications to stuff like this?

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    Columns Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on

    So I know what you're thinking:  You're wondering why you even bother to look at/read this testgame article anymore, because that darned lazy Lizo just never does all that much new stuff.  Well have

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    Zack Huffman offers advice about getting a PS3 on the cheap, the best time to get next-gen consoles, and more.

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 40 – Toot Toot!

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Barin: Wait a second, Streebless; what was that I saw you waving around in the bar?

  • Dear Readers: Goozex

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    So I found myself wondering the other day why, exactly, I owned a copy of Tribes: Aerial Assault for PlayStation 2. I couldn’t come up with a reasonable justification. The only one that came to mind was that I must’ve bought it so I’d have something to play on my at-the-time new and shiny PS2 network adaptor, but, if I did that...that’s sort of like buying a leash and being like “hey, I should totally get a dog to go with this.” And, to unnecessarily build upon that, it’s sort of like that dog had terrible gameplay.

  • … of the Month: Games of the Year Nominations

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on

    OK, I’ve been given some kind of task by Paul. I forget exactly what it was, since I was trying to pleasure myself to some kind of fetish porn or Care Bears or something whilst he was Instant Messaging me about it, but it has something to do with games that should be nominated (put on the ballot) for the yearly GameCola awards.

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    Columns Columns by Eric Regan on

    Another all-exciting edition of the SUPER THUMBS!

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Panic Park in Washington, DC

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    I’m sure it’s become painfully obvious that this column has been my attempt to write about things that aren’t videogames. The fact of the matter is that I’m not nearly the gamer I was when Paul found my reviews and talked me into joining GameCola. (For the record, he didn’t try too hard, nor did he have to.)