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[NSFW] 999 With the Pony Pros – Part 1: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors, Nine Videos

Videos by Nikola Suprak on May 3, 20123

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING THE SHIP IS SINKING YOU MORONS.
Ghost Puzzle (iPad)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on April 25, 20123

Look, let's just get this thing started.
Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games

Columns by Paul Franzen on January 13, 20127

I keep going back and forth on whether I keep wanting to keep writing "Minus the Pudding." On the one hand, the quality of my GameCola writing has been deteriorating lately as a factor of my being more focused on
Gamera Obscura: Lamers

Columns by Jeff Day on October 25, 2011

IT'S OCTOBER. I IMAGINE YOU FOUND SOMETHING HALLOWEEN-RELATED FOR THE OCCASION.
The End Wants Teens to Think About Death

News Posts by Paul Franzen on August 8, 20116

Because they don't do that enough already? Look, I was a teenager once, and there wasn't a day went by when I didn't spend at least some time with the lights off and the shades drawn, envisioning diff
The Ten Reasons: Space Quest Collection

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on February 18, 2011

Ten reasons why Space Quest is the best thing to ever scar you for life.
The Adventures of Willy Beamish

Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on March 19, 20104

Do you enjoy elaborate and twisted death sequences in adventure games? Of course you do. Unless you're...you know...normal.
One-Hour Videogame Super Collider Blow-Out!

Columns by Meteo Xavier on April 1, 20091

Alternate titles for this article include: "One-Hour Videogame Mass Wedding/Mass Murder Super Review Station for American Entertainments" "Spermadness of the Godhead: The Meteo Xavier One-Hour Video
Gamer Girlfriend: Shut Up, Ted

Columns by Vangie Ridgaway on March 1, 20092

Warning: The following article may include gratuitous use of italics and/or parenthetical statements. By reading it, you agree that you are assuming responsibility for your own risk and will not sue t
Dear Readers: Out of Their Minds

Columns by Paul Franzen on August 1, 2005

For the longest time, I couldn't play Out of This World, the acclaimed side-scroller in which, as one GameFAQs user put it, "failure is almost unavoidable." I was too scared to. Right at the beginning of the game, there are these evil slug monsters who jump completely out of nowhere and kill you instantly. They're impossible to avoid—at least, they were for a a ten-year old who'd only just recently mastered tying his shoes—and they always jolted the poo out of me.