Archive for Tag: death
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[NSFW] 999 With the Pony Pros – Part 1: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors, Nine Videos
Videos by Nikola Suprak on
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING THE SHIP IS SINKING YOU MORONS.
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Ghost Puzzle (iPad)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on
Look, let's just get this thing started.
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Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games
Columns by Paul Franzen on
I keep going back and forth on whether I keep wanting to keep writing "Minus the Pudding." On the one hand, the quality of my GameCola writing has been deteriorating lately as a factor of my being more focused on
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Gamera Obscura: Lamers
Columns by Jeff Day on
IT'S OCTOBER. I IMAGINE YOU FOUND SOMETHING HALLOWEEN-RELATED FOR THE OCCASION.
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The End Wants Teens to Think About Death
News Posts by Paul Franzen on
Because they don't do that enough already? Look, I was a teenager once, and there wasn't a day went by when I didn't spend at least some time with the lights off and the shades drawn, envisioning diff
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The Ten Reasons: Space Quest Collection
Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on
Ten reasons why Space Quest is the best thing to ever scar you for life.
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The Adventures of Willy Beamish
Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on
Do you enjoy elaborate and twisted death sequences in adventure games? Of course you do. Unless you're...you know...normal.
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One-Hour Videogame Super Collider Blow-Out!
Columns by Meteo Xavier on
Alternate titles for this article include: "One-Hour Videogame Mass Wedding/Mass Murder Super Review Station for American Entertainments" "Spermadness of the Godhead: The Meteo Xavier One-Hour Video
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Gamer Girlfriend: Shut Up, Ted
Columns by Vangie Ridgaway on
Warning: The following article may include gratuitous use of italics and/or parenthetical statements. By reading it, you agree that you are assuming responsibility for your own risk and will not sue t
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Dear Readers: Out of Their Minds
Columns by Paul Franzen on
For the longest time, I couldn't play Out of This World, the acclaimed side-scroller in which, as one GameFAQs user put it, "failure is almost unavoidable." I was too scared to. Right at the beginning of the game, there are these evil slug monsters who jump completely out of nowhere and kill you instantly. They're impossible to avoid—at least, they were for a a ten-year old who'd only just recently mastered tying his shoes—and they always jolted the poo out of me.