Archive for Tag: Matt Jonas

  • Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments3

    The majority of the time (a nice loose phrase that doesn't require any reasonable evidence to back it), games based upon a movie or television franchise suck balls. They're phucking awful—usually du

  • GC Podcast #17 on YouTube: Casting Our Own Pods

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    Some pesky podcasters have infested our lovely channel on YouTube and I need your help to listen to them!

  • Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA (PSP)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments3

    Taking advantage of the PSP's region-free functionality (amongst other things)? You bloody well should be. Some of my favourite games were released in Japan exclusively, or at least much earlier than

  • Guitar Hero Smash Hits (X360)

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    Smash Hits—or Worst...I mean, Greatest Hits, everywhere outside of the U.S.—is another in a long string of Guitar Hero titles (such as the already reviewed Guitar Hero: Drama Queens and Band Hero:

  • Giana Sisters DS (DS)

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    "HELLO MR. OWL, I'M GOING TO JUMP ON YOU!" Giana Sisters DS is a squeaky-clean remake, developed with much love and attention paid, indeed. However, like all "remakes,'' part of the original concept i

  • Katamari Forever (PS3)

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    For those not aware of what Katamari Damacy is, and why the series has such high acclaim, I recommend you do some prior reading. Take a look at Casey Levine's review for the game, from a GameCola issu

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments4

    Another Hero game? Do I even have the time for all of these? Although it is a Hero title, do not confuse this game with that awful monetary spinner, Guitar Hero: Van Halen, which contains the worst so

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    Band Hero (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments2

    Just to explain, Band Hero is Guitar Hero for kids; everything offensive has been removed in what I like to call the "Don't Offend The Serious Christians" edition of Guitar Hero. In case you aren't aw

  • Paris Hilton’s Diamond Quest (Mobile)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments4

    Really, now. Paris Hilton has been licensed to appear in a videogame? "Wow, this has got to be abysmal at best," I thought. But you shouldn't run entirely on first impressions, for Paris Hilton's Dia

  • Guitar Hero 5 (X360)

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    I'm reviewing Guitar Hero 5, aren't I? Just...give me a moment. As I sit here at my virus-ridden and slowly dying PC, I ask myself a question: Have I wasted my life? Of course I have. Everyone else ha