• Tekken 6 (X360)

    Gasp, it's an essay.Tekken 6 time, guys. Seeing as Street Fighter x Tekken AND Tekken x Street Fighter have been announced, I thought it was the "right time" to go guns blazing on why I love and hate

  • Legend of Hero Tonma (Wii-VC)

    It's Tommy, bitch! Legendary hero! So bold he takes on hordes of enemies against increasingly unfavorable odds and rattles off his favourite songs from albums recorded by The Beatles! He's on a que

  • Rock Band (X360)

    I hate Rock Band.Rock Band has been the only rhythm action game I've played during the last month, other than a short-lived stab at Guitar Hero III and GH: Smash Hits (getting Expert songs done on tho

  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (XBLA)

    Ha...sarcasm: For what profit is it to a man, if he were to gain the whole world and lose his own heart? – Matthew 16:26, I believe. Castlevania. A name synonymous with some of the greatest gothic-b

  • 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand (X360)

    When Curtis James Jackson, better known as 50 Cent, turned down the role of Carl Johnson in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, he said "I only voice myself in videogames." Well, I can't think of any video

  • Rockin’ Pretty (DS)

    If you take one look at Rockin' Pretty, you can tell instantly why I'm drawn to it (especially if you're familiar with my previous reviews for GameCola.) It might be girly, sure, but this isn't Love

  • Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent (PC)

    Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent introduces us to the most secret (and yet perhaps most vital) department of the FBI: The U.S. Department of Puzzle Research. As an agent of said division, Nelson Tethers s

  • Hyperballoid HD: Original Worlds DLC Review

    I reviewed Hyperballoid HD some moons ago (whilst it was only available in Europe), and since then, it has been released on the PlayStation Network in America. Alawar Entertainment has recently releas

  • James Pond: Codename RoboCod (PS1)

    Well done, Gameware Development. No, I mean it. Congratulations on developing an awful re-make of one of my favourite games originating from my home country. Congratulations on changing every level, a

  • Dora the Explorer: Swiper’s Big Adventure (PC)

    ¡Hola! Me llamo Matt. See how much I've learned in such a short time? Educational games are the best. You should know by now that I'm pretty odd. I play games directed towards kids just as much as I