Archive for Tag: Matt Jonas

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments3

    If ever there was a movie-to-videogame adaption I'd wish done superbly, it would be any of the X-Men movies. Why? Because of Wolverine. Any X-Men game exists solely to be a vehicle for Wolverine. He i

  • Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (X360)

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    Why do I put myself through the pain of games published by D3 Publisher? Sure, Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard is brilliant (and the Live Arcade spin-off also), but it is the only game D3 has publ

  • Crackdown (X360)

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    Crackdown is huge. It's the game I hold accountable for inventing the "Magic City Man" genre. That's one thing I love about it—sandbox freedom. I'll probably never get all 700 collectibles in this g

  • Chex Quest 3 (PC)

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    OK, just a quick note—I have reviewed, and will continue to review, a lot of games that are like Doom. Doom is synonymous with all first-person shooters—and this is because it was the first major

  • Dance Dance Revolution S (iPhone)

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    "Dancing," they call it. It's more like smashing your feet really hard on a metal box in time with arrows that are barely in time with the music. The spacing for your feet on the dance machine is awfu

  • Lovely Lisa (DS)

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    Little Sarah only wanted to be her mummy's favourite girl. Every day she would do the housework, help dry the dishes, put the rubbish out, feed the pets and even wash the car. She was a fine, well-beh

  • Doom RPG (Mobile)

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    Disclaimer: This review contains a picture of "dancing dog," and is rated R, for Ruff. ...So, university is a dumb waste of time so far. If I'd have known that "being lectured" stands for "being shout

  • Sonic CD (SCD)

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    "Sonic CD really is as great as you've heard people say on the Internet." - UK Resistance, 2005. I'm not too fond of the Sonic-bashing that tends to go on nowadays (just as much as I am not fond of En

  • Hyperballoid HD (PS3-PSN)

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    Arkanoid. Namco's spiritual successor to Atari's Breakout and Super Breakout. The goal of the game is to bounce a ball off of a paddle, and by doing so, destroy all the blocks in a single level. There

  • Versus Mode: Stereoscopic 3D, Fat Avatars, and More

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    GameCola's newest writers discuss current events in gaming. Topics include whether stereoscopic 3D is the future of videogames, avatar obesity, and more.