Archive for Tag: Paul Franzen
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The Gates of Life: Episode 44 – Two Heads are Better Than…OMG SEA BEARS?!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Render: Augh…my head…. Wait…wait why do I have really nice boobs all of a sudden?!
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Sam & Max Season 1, Episode 4: Abe Lincoln Must Die! (PC )
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Since there were complaints last month, I will not, for the entirety of this review, reveal any of the following facts: 1. 3D graphics are totally, totally ugly and should be banned from videogames as
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Dear Readers: 7 is Above Average!
Columns by Paul Franzen on As part of my endless quest to produce as few of my own words as possible while still calling myself a "writer", I’d like to draw everyone’s attention to a comment posted by Matt Gardner in our review of Club House Games in last month's 'Cola.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Crono vs. Brian in an I Quit Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Greetings our loyal fan, and welcome to yet another thrilling edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and boy have we ever got a slobberknocker for you tonight.
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Cheat Codes for Life
Columns by Zack Huffman on Last month, I asked you send me letters that listed your favorite PC games, to give people who aren't experienced in that sub genre of gaming some ideas as to where to get started. What follows is my first edition of Cheat Codes that does not contain a single made-up letter. Enjoy.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Stubbs the Zombie vs. Bloodrayne
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello gamefans, and welcome to another exciting edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and tonight's main event will, in all probability, go down as one of the greatest of all time! Wouldn't you agree, Eric?
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Sam & Max Season 1, Episode 3: The Mole, The Mob and the Meatball (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Take everything I said about the last two games and subtract about two hours of gameplay. .... .... .... .... What, that's not good enough? Jeez. You people. I can never please you people. If it's not
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Dear Readers: Absolutely Real Message Board Posts
Columns by Paul Franzen on You know I’ve been doing this for like five years, right? Five whole years. That’s probably longer than some of you have been alive. (What? No it’s not.) That’s with one Dear Readers per month, one (at least!) review per month, one Digital Championship Wrestling per month, and one Gates of Life every other month. And that’s to say nothing of my old monthly column and the various feature articles I’ve written. And that’s to say nothing of spending my off-time writing for an on-campus publication and a magazine devoted to the best sorts of drapery to hang up in your dining room. (As it turns out, the best kinds are generally the ones made by companies advertising in the magazine. Who knew!)
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Earthworm Jim vs. Dr. Robotnik in a Pit of Acid Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, and with me as always is my good friend "Captain" Eric Regan.
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The Blackwell Legacy (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Wadjet Eye Games has done it again!