• [NSFW] GameCola’s Most Essential/Influential Games of All Time (L-R)

    Nintendo takes the stage in the penultimate installment of whatever this list is.

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    Hey hey hey! Welcome to the LATEST edition of the THUMBS. There's so much ACTION! EXPLOSIONS! MARIO! and ROBOTS! in this edition that I just don't know how I fit it all in there. At least, not without

  • River City Ransom 2 Will BARF On You This Summer

    I can't believe this is an actual post that I'm writing in 2011, and not just a hilarious prank that's being played on the River City Ransom fan community (...such that it is, anyway. Fun fact: Solitaire has more fanfiction on FanFiction.net than River City Ransom. Yes, that Solitaire.).

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game (XBLA)

    Great Scott! Three months ago, you'd have asked me "What is Scott Pilgrim?" and I'd have said, "It's a comic book." I didn't know anything about the characters, the story or anything else. Now it is i

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    Scott Pilgrim vs. My Heart

    Scott wins. I don't know if I actually want to see the Scott Pilgrim movie or not, but this trailer of the upcoming game based on the movie...based on the comic book...which appears to be in part bas

  • Virtual Console Review (April 2008)

    You’re a nasty boy! Don’t talk about my private area that way. You always leave a snapping turtle caged no matter how badly you want to throw old Mother Hubbard a bone.

  • … of the Month: River City Rumble

    I refuse to say very much on this movie, as it has already stolen way too much of my life. …of the Month is usually short, anyway, so it shouldn’t matter to my loyal non-readers.

  • River City Ransom (NES)

    Okay, kids. It's time for a good game. I know it's been a while, but let's just get this out of the way so I can get back to using off-color comparisons and inappropriate commentary to convey my utter

  • Carbonated News (August 2002)

    - TDK Mediactive and Disney Interactive are teaming up to bring you video games based on upcoming Disney flicks, based on the "Haunted House" and "Pirates of the Caribbean" rides located within Disney