Archive for Tag: The Gates of Life: Season One
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The Gates of Life: Episode 64 – Stop, in the Name of the Law!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Fuzz McCoppo: I have you surrounded. Put your hands up and back away from the precarious mountain!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 63 – Attack the Starfishmen!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Bill the Innkeeper: There's someone here to see you. It's...uhh...what did you say your name was again?
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The Gates of Life: Episode 62 – Cheese it!
Columns by Paul Franzen on 
2 Fifa Diprovo 4: And so the heroic trio stole the strategy guide and ran away like common thieves.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 61 – Make Love
Columns by Matt Gardner on 1 Fifa Diprovo 4: He'll give you the guide, no problem. But he needs your help to get a girlfriend.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 60 – Significant Plot Move Forward!
Columns by Paul Franzen on 1 Audience: And so, the group decided to take the tram to Strategy Guideland, where they would surely find some hints as to how to reach the final boss who obviously prevented them from saving the world.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 59 – Stay the Course
Columns by Matt Gardner on Render: I'm kinda pissed that those guys just left me here...and I guess saving the world's OK. Anyone know where the NUDS HQ is? 'Cause we should head there.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 58 – No Lips?
Columns by Paul Franzen on 1 Queuemigi: I want the Warp Whistle.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 57 – Background Information: No Spooning Render’s 3 Lost Bros
Columns by Matt Gardner on PoCoN: Guess what? I’m not leaving! I’m the best narrator this story has, and the best writer of TGoL clearly agrees with me and is going to keep putting me in the story no matter how many times that other writer tries to puff me back to backstage.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 56 – Eww?
Columns by Paul Franzen on 1 Bloodeater Narrator: I’m sorry, but could someone explain to me why everyone is so freaked out all of a sudden?
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The Gates of Life: Episode 55 – Narrators Gone Wild
Columns by Matt Gardner on 1 Render Girl: That's not how this was supposed to go down! You were definitely just supposed to give me my penis back.