Archive for Tag: The Gates of Life
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The Gates of Life: Episode 35 – DIE!!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Seconds 46-47: The sword finds its mark. Genericus is defeated.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 34 – ROCKIN’ BALLAD!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Jordan: I will sing your asses off, butt gnomes.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 33 – Fusion
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: I'll use my unstoppable fusion powers to solve this mess!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 32 – The Bitch Lost Her Bite and Was Rendered Confused
Columns by Matt Gardner on Readers: Why was Liaunde so nice when she used to be such a hardcore bitch?! What happened?!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 31 – Paulpular Demand
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: It's Spoonlad!!! YES!!!
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 30 – You Kidding Me?
Columns by Matt Gardner on Barin: Come here, fellows! I will not allow you to be destroyed by bears, for I will be the one to destroy you! I will help you out now and kill you later, so come aboard!
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 29 – Rendered Victor!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Render: HA! Both of those spinney things are now in your goal.. hole.. thing! I win!!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 28 – WTF is an Island?
Columns by Matt Gardner on Narrator: Enrique ate a strange fruit given to him by one of his new followers. He no longer remembers anything about asking the innocent narrator to find him an island.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 27 – Eye for an Island Nation
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: We have to go after our former leader. I'm not leaving and loose ends. And also I need a kingdom. Narrator, find me an island nation to take over.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 26 – Fight! Fight! Fight!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: It's on like Donkey Kong, fool.