Archive for Tag: Top of the Heap
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Top of the Heap: Dual Destinies Fanfiction
Columns by Michael Gray on 
1 Michael Gray heads to the internet in search of an answer to GameCola's eternal question: Which Phoenix Wright characters should totally go out?
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[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren’t
Columns by Christian Porter on 5 Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
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[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Atari’s Naughty Side
Columns by Christian Porter on 13 games that showcase just how titillating the 2600 can be.
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[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Games Set In Real-Life Theme Parks
Columns by Christian Porter on 2 Whenever my wife and I are trying to think of where to spend our next vacation together, our knee-jerk instinct is to say "OMG, LET'S GO TO DISNEY!" It's where we had our first date and spent our hone
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[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Games In Which You Do Battle With Poop
Columns by Christian Porter on 8 In the midst of any battle there are always warriors who stand tall and rise above the rest. Bullets, arrows, and bombs do not strike fear into their hearts because these men do not fear death. They
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Top of the Heap: Games in Which You Kill Santa [NSFW]
Columns by Christian Porter on It's Christmas time, and that means it's time for everyone to start singing the praises of Santa Claus. After all, with his jovial laugh, his bright red Christmasy duds, and his joyful, giving spirit
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Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Columns by Christian Porter on Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
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Top of the Heap: Games Starring Musicians
Columns by Christian Porter on 1 Michael Jackson, Journey, Aerosmith and Devo - which one is at the Top of the Heap?
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Top of the Heap: Girl Games
Columns by Christian Porter on 2 Some girls like Halo and Final Fantasy, but others want to play girlier games. Some want to live out their horse riding fantasies. Some want to plan weddings. Some want to break out the make up and make farm animals look like Eastern Bloc prostitutes. Some girls a pretty damn weird.
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Top of the Heap: Top of 2007
Columns by Christian Porter on 6 It's our super-special 2007 year-in-review issue, and I've decided I'm going to celebrate in the tried-and-true manner that's worked for sitcoms for decades: Repackaging stuff you've already seen in a "best of" episode. So, let's indulge my slothfulness and take a look back on the games that have been deemed to be at the titular Top of The Heap this year and which ones were the bottom of the barrel.