[NSFW] Crystalis D&Dcast – Part 7: Burning Down the House…Every House

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Crystalis 7With a momentary lull in their battle against the sinister sorceress Sabera, Alex “Zebu” Jedraszczak, Christian “Tornel” Porter, Vangie “Asina” Ridgaway, and Mike “Kensu” Ridgaway immediately regret giving her a chance to open her mouth.

Crystalis Portoa Caves

In this entertainingly depressing installment, you’ll hear…

  • Excessive villainous monologuing
  • Random townsfolk who are better heroes than the heroes
  • Asina single-handedly rescuing everyone from injuries and fire, with Kensu providing assistance in the form of making everyone cry
  • My complete inability to describe a room with four exits, rock walls, and a river running through the middle
  • Tornel finding his true calling as a fortune teller

…and much, much more! It will be a miracle if there’s a world left to save by the time they’re through with this quest.

The adventure continues here!

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Nathaniel Hoover is almost certainly GameCola's most verbose staff member, and arguably the most eclectic. As administrator of the GameCola YouTube channel (GCDotNet), occasional contributor to every article category on the site, and staff editor, you're pretty much stuck with him wherever you go. Sorry.

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