Except Sierra. What did Sierra ever do to you?
Oh, that’s right. Sierra turned you into a graham cracker statue, blew you up when you fired your gun in the sewer, and sent a killer android to wring you out like a wet towel. Apparently that kind of thing is frowned upon at GameCola. Perish the thought of death as a consequence for failure in a videogame. Well, I’m on a quest—a Space Quest, if you will, ho ho—to bring the joy of sudden explosive decompression to us all.
Now on the GameCola YouTube channel is my two-hour half-blind playthrough (split into eight parts to encourage regular sanity breaks) of Space Quest 0: Replicated, the fan-made prequel to Sierra’s Space Quest series of comedic sci-fi adventure games.
This particular installment utilizes a text parser interface—another rarity ’round these parts—so viewers accustomed to the point-and-click shenanigans of Bent Svensson are in for a treat. Watch in awe/amusement/bland indifference as I command bumbling space janitor Roger Wilco to EAT everything in sight, USE CROWBAR indiscriminately, and DO SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE that I swear was an accident.
The first three videos are embedded below, but I direct you to the full Space Quest 0 playlist so you can enjoy the rest of the video series, in which CAVE BEES.