From portals to pylons, pants to Pac-Man, you can trust that I’m here drawing searches in MS Paint, regardless of content. Here’s this month’s real, actual searches that people typed into their favorite search engine. Was it Altavista? Lycos? Ask Jeeves? Rocket Search? Dogpile?! We’ll never know the answer to that question, but we DO know where they ended up on the site—and you can, too, if you click on the images!