Archive for Author: Matt Gardner
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The Gates of Life: Episode 13 – Gate 694
Columns by Matt Gardner on n00b: Jonathan vs. Naelroe, Enrique vs. Dugo, n00b vs. Najen.
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Shining Soul II (GBA)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Whenever I see your shining soul I just wanna...close...my eyes...or something.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 12 – Everyone!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Render: Well, it sure did take a long time for the smoke to clear from that explosion.
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Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham (GBA)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Seriously...this game really doesn't do the book justice.
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… of the Month: Logitech PS2 Netplay Controller
Columns by Matt Gardner on Turn on the PS2, load up Serious Sam, get into the game and start playing. Oh my! My online buddy is talking to me! I'd better respond! *fumble* *type* ahh crap dropped my damned controller *shift* ah crap dropped my keyboard aaaaah DAMMIT PAUL STOP KILLING ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO ****ING TYPE!!
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… of the Month: Gameism
Columns by Matt Gardner on People who hate those of a particular gender are considered sexist. People who show distaste towards those of a particular race are racists. What, then, are people who hate or show distaste towards people who play video games, or people who play a particular type of video game? The answer is quite simple -- those people are gameists.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 11 – WTF??
Columns by Matt Gardner on Random Passerby: It's a tree... why the hell are they having problems deciding which way to go around it?
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.hack//OUTBREAK: Part 3 (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on If you want to get into this series, DO NOT start with this game!
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… of the Month: PlayStation 2 Headset
Columns by Matt Gardner on First off, let me clear up any confusion there may be over what exactly a headset is. It is not, despite popular belief, a set of heads. It does bring several heads together, though, in a way. It is a handy little device that sits on your skull and lets you communicate with people without the aid of a keyboard.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 10 – Go Fusion Kitty!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: I actually hit them! I hit her and even that little cat!! I don't believe it!