Archive for Author: Matt Gardner
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The Gates of Life: Episode 23 – Enrique
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: I'll drive if ya want.
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WarioWare: Touched! (DS)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on More or less, that if you hated the other WarioWare games, you will more than likely hate this game.
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… of the Month: Ganguro Girl 1.5
Columns by Matt Gardner on Like hentai?! Of course you do! Ever dream that you could be in some sort of screwed up hentai dating situation with some superfaketanned animated ganguro babe? ME EITHER ganguro scared me. And so does this game.
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CIMA: The Enemy (GBA)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on The premise of this game scares me because it's an entire game based on protecting NPCs through perilous dungeons.
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Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on 
1 Ys: The Ark of Napishtim is definitely something that warrants looking into.
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… of the Month: World of Warcraft
Columns by Matt Gardner on Now, usually I don't ever spend any time thinking of a topic for of the Month until a few minutes before the deadline, as I'm sure many of you have become aware of over the past month (assuming you read this). This time, however, I think I have a reason for procrastinating that isn't "I was just sitting on my ass staring at the ceiling." That's right, it's "I was just sitting on my ass staring at the computer screen," thanks to the MMORPG known as World of Warcraft.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 22 – Liaunde! Also, Wait…Wait Yeah, There Were Others….
Columns by Matt Gardner on Barin: I'm so sick of you I could vomit. This is my story, and it's really about time I took it back.
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… of the Month: T-Shirts from ThinkGeek
Columns by Matt Gardner on You have to wear clothes, right? I mean, there are decency laws and all those kinds of things to consider. Plus it's sometimes cold out and you need something to keep you warm. Well, since you have to wear clothes anyway, why not wear ones that say something about you? Perfect ice-breakers, shirts can be. These shirts in particular, are pretty much perfect for anyone into video games—which everyone reading this should be. There are 4 black shirts and one cedar one, emblazoned with the following:
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The Gates of Life: Episode 21 – Fix the Story and Go Back to Present Time!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Render: Ah ha, I'll go to Fix The Story And Go Back To The Present Time Island!
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Sprung (DS)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on A dating sim! That's sort of a new one on me, but what the hell? It's fun.