Archive for Author: Matt Gardner
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Drakengard 2 (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Drakengard 2 is probably the most fun action game I have ever played. While I have enjoyed the Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors games, this game makes them seem rather... crappy. Most of this ste
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… of the Month: Sequels
Columns by Matt Gardner on I've recently been playing Untold Legends: The Warrior's Code and Drakengard 2, and something has come to my attention: Making sequels better than the original is an insanely awesome idea.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 31 – Paulpular Demand
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: It's Spoonlad!!! YES!!!
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… of the Month: n00b
Columns by Matt Gardner on Firstly, I should say that I am enrolled in the school of thought where I am right and you are wrong if you don't happen to agree with me. With that out of the way, I'll give you all the real definition of the term n00b. While the origin of this word is easy enough to figure out, coming from the word newbie, meaning someone who is new to something, in this case videogames, more specifically MMORPGs, where I mainly see it used,,,,,,,,,,;;; the meaning has changed. Now, it can be used to refer to anyone who does stupid and/or annoying things that suggest that they don't know a damned thing about the game they are playing. It doesn't matter how long a person plays a game, if they still do stupid, annoying things that show their complete lack of understanding of some aspect of a game, they are a n00b. This allows for people with a good head on their shoulders and a decent experience level with MMORPGs to jump into one, play for a few hours, and not be considered a n00b.
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… of the Month: Human-Os
Columns by Matt Gardner on I wonder to myself, as I play Digital Devil Saga and devour my enemies, does anyone ever go out and eat someone because they see it in videogames? I'm pretty sure if that had happened I would have heard of it, as every negative incident that can be linked to videogames in any conceivable way is made a spectacle of, it seems. Someone shoots someone, someone played a game with shooting in it, the shooting must have been caused by the game.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 30 – You Kidding Me?
Columns by Matt Gardner on Barin: Come here, fellows! I will not allow you to be destroyed by bears, for I will be the one to destroy you! I will help you out now and kill you later, so come aboard!
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… of the Month: GBA Ports
Columns by Matt Gardner on Instead of just making sub-par RPGs, why not just port everything from SNES?
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 29 – Rendered Victor!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Render: HA! Both of those spinney things are now in your goal.. hole.. thing! I win!!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 28 – WTF is an Island?
Columns by Matt Gardner on Narrator: Enrique ate a strange fruit given to him by one of his new followers. He no longer remembers anything about asking the innocent narrator to find him an island.
