Archive for Author: Matt Gardner
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The Gates of Life: Episode 27 – Eye for an Island Nation
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: We have to go after our former leader. I'm not leaving and loose ends. And also I need a kingdom. Narrator, find me an island nation to take over.
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Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Letting your Yu-Gi-Oh prejudices get in the way of giving this game a chance would be a mistake.
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J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Volume 1 (SNES)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on The only reason to ever get this game is if you are a collector who must have all Lord of the Rings things, and even then it's a stupid idea.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 26 – Fight! Fight! Fight!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: It's on like Donkey Kong, fool.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 25 – I am Hungry
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: I know we have plenty of dried cabbages left on our ship, but maybe we should stock up on some food before leaving for our next destination, wherever that may be.
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Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on My point is this: This game has a lot of stuff I wish all action RPGs had.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 24 – I Hate You All
Columns by Matt Gardner on Chapter Twenty-Four I Hate You All Narrator: As Captain Thomas "7-Eye" Render VI of Trelenodora stepped closer to the lair to see how close the Emo Dragon was to reaching them, Rivers placed his finge
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Arc the Lad: End of Darkness (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Will you go online? Are you a fan of the Arc the Lad series? Do you like action RPGs?
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… of the Month: Sony PSP
Columns by Matt Gardner on The Sexiest Thing I Have Ever Seen in My Life of the MonthSony PSPI recently got a paycheck. Twelve minutes later I ordered the Sony PSP Dynasty Warriors Premium Pak whatever thing from gamestop.com.
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… of the Month: Susan and Die Anstalt
Columns by Matt Gardner on Last month I did something that I often do in my writing, only this time it backfired and nearly destroyed my career. This thing being issuing some sort of challenge or asking for some kind of feedback that I have no doubt no one will dare to take up, respond to, or even read. Well, fellows, this month Satan popped up and pelted me right in the face with a snowball fresh from hell. One with a decently sized pebble in it, the bastard. Someone, whether purposefully or not, actually rose to the challenge!