Archive for Author: Matt Gardner
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The Gates of Life: Episode 38: Children of the c0rn
Columns by Matt Gardner on Evil Children: LOL WE JUST PWNED UR ASS.
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 2
Columns by Matt Gardner on ToeJam and Earl have always been thugs. They will always remain thugs. They are the epitome of living the thug lyfe. With that said, this update on VGiST comes, yet again, with more questions than answers. Once again, I suggest people make use of the comments section if they have anything that could be added to this theory.
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D1 Grand Prix (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on I should probably make it clear right away that I am not a fan of drifting. It seems to me that if there is any fun to be gotten out of this game, it is only going to be found by "hardcore" drift ra
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 1
Columns by Matt Gardner on I’m sure this isn’t the first time I am mentioning this, but it has again been brought to my attention while playing a certain game (Xenosaga Episode II), and I figured I would try and solidify my thoughts into a solid theory.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 36 – The Gates of Vine
Columns by Matt Gardner on Forklass: Hey, let’s climb that vine! It goes up really high! It’s GOTTA go somewhere cool.
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… of the Month: People Porting Games Instead of Making New Ones
Columns by Matt Gardner on It seems someone got the hint, whether it be from tons of people using their PSPs to play old games on emulators and refusing to upgrade their PSPs in order to continue doing so, people continuing to buy old games ported to PSP and other systems (such as Breath of Fire 3 for PSP, which I just purchased recently instead of buying a real new game), or just a lucky guess.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 34 – ROCKIN’ BALLAD!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Jordan: I will sing your asses off, butt gnomes.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 33 – Fusion
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: I'll use my unstoppable fusion powers to solve this mess!
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… of the Month: Kingdom Hearts II
Columns by Matt Gardner on I can understand why they would want to revisit old worlds from the original game...but did they really need to make you repeat nearly the exact same thing you did in those worlds?
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The Gates of Life: Episode 32 – The Bitch Lost Her Bite and Was Rendered Confused
Columns by Matt Gardner on Readers: Why was Liaunde so nice when she used to be such a hardcore bitch?! What happened?!