Archive for Author: Paul Franzen
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ribbit King Rumble
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello my LEGIONS of gamefans, and welcome—WELCOME!!—to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen, and with me, as always, is my broadcast colleague, esteemed GameCola writer and apparent psychic "Captain" Eric Regan.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 50 – Old Enemies (Render Girl vs. Bar-Bar)
Columns by Paul Franzen on Bar-Bar: DIE!
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Paper Mario vs. Baby Mario
Columns by Paul Franzen on Word up, my gamefans! Welcome to Digital Championship Wrestling, live from the James Pond Memorial Coliseum—recently refurbished after being assaulted last month by the Mayor of SimCity and his various tornados, fires, earthquakes, and plane crashes.
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Dear Readers: Celebrity Versus Mode
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello world, and welcome to GameCola—live, from just outside Trenton, NJ, from myself and Miss Cola's new apartment. Which is why the issue's a few days late this week—moving, as it turns out, takes a bit of time.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 48 – Minotaur’s Gate
Columns by Paul Franzen on Jonathan: I'm back, and with three new Minotaur powers!
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Dear Readers: Rebirth of a Forums
Columns by Paul Franzen on My Fanzens! Welcome, my teeming Fanzens, to your number-one source of videogame fairy tales, furries, and hentai boobs: GameCola.net.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Birdo vs. The Mayor of SimCity
Columns by Paul Franzen on Oh my GAWD! Gamefans! Fanzens! Tonight, this very night, in this very ring, we are bringing you what could be the greatest match EVER in the history of videogame wrestling!
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Dear Readers: Live From the Real World
Columns by Paul Franzen on Welcome, my little Fanzens, to the one-and-only videogame Web site, EVER, in the history of the Internet. I'm coming to YOU, live, from the post-apocademic, "real" world, which has surprisingly few Scantron examinations and surprisingly plenty in-house massage therapists.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Red Warrior vs. Blue Valkyrie vs. Green Elf vs. Yellow Wizard
Columns by Paul Franzen on Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Children of all ages! Welcome, welcome, to the greatest spectacle ever in the combined histories of professional wrestling and videogames! Welcome, my little Fanzens, to Digital Championship Wrestling.
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Final Fantasy I (GBA)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on So several months back I wrote about my newfound quest to earn me some gamer street cred, which I undertook after I noticed that the games I play are mostly of the rated E for Everyone "bright colors