Archive for Author: Paul Franzen
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Duke Nukem vs. Serious Sam in a Tiara on a Pole Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Greetings gamefans all across this great globe, and welcome to another adrenified edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside your friend and mine, "Captain" Eric Regan.
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Dear Readers: STAFF BATTLE ’07
Columns by Paul Franzen on If you're one of the one non-spambots who've posted on our forums, you maybe possibly remember the Best Staff Member EVER tournament we ran last year. If you're not, then the so basically is this: We ran a tournament last year to figure out who, among the millions (and The Rock means MILLIONS!!!!!) of writers we've had, was the absolute best.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 46 – Hold on a Minute!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Rivers Duo: What the hell?! You can’t just KILL me! I’m so coming back, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it! Enrique, CUT OPEN THIS SEA BEAR!!
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Sam & Max Season 1, Episode 5: Reality 2.0 (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Oh god. I really, really don't feel like writing this review again. It's a good thing I love my dear readers so much, or I wouldn't even be bothering—I feel I owe it to the unwashed masses to contin
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Dear Readers: The GameCola FAQ
Columns by Paul Franzen on Progress is what we're all about here at GameCola, by which I mean you should check out the neat stuff I've been adding to the site lately. And by "neat stuff" I'm only really talking about two things—and by "two things" I mean "one completely new thing" and "one thing I sorta changed a little."
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Little Mac vs. Barret in a Piranha Death Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello gamefans, and welcome to yet another exciting edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and this month...DCW...goes to the extreme.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 44 – Two Heads are Better Than…OMG SEA BEARS?!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Render: Augh…my head…. Wait…wait why do I have really nice boobs all of a sudden?!
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Sam & Max Season 1, Episode 4: Abe Lincoln Must Die! (PC )
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Since there were complaints last month, I will not, for the entirety of this review, reveal any of the following facts: 1. 3D graphics are totally, totally ugly and should be banned from videogames as
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Dear Readers: 7 is Above Average!
Columns by Paul Franzen on As part of my endless quest to produce as few of my own words as possible while still calling myself a "writer", I’d like to draw everyone’s attention to a comment posted by Matt Gardner in our review of Club House Games in last month's 'Cola.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Crono vs. Brian in an I Quit Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Greetings our loyal fan, and welcome to yet another thrilling edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and boy have we ever got a slobberknocker for you tonight.