• Project Sylpheed (X360)

    ...just be buying new ones to unlock the achievement that goes with unlocking all weapons. Your ship has three extremely useless special moves. Holding down the Y button charges a...

  • Dear Readers: Scenes of Costa Rica

    ...ago. Michael R. and Vangie have been good about getting their columns in. Monkeys! No, wait, I talked about them already. Last time I checked, we had a special guest...

  • WiiWare Review (July 2008)

    ...WiiWare, with a good concept that fell to pieces in development. Terrible graphics, annoying repetitive music, a lack of real customization options and AI that is just total garbage makes...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Gamer Boyfriend

    (Editor’s note: This article was originally published in the January 2009 issue of GameCola, back when GameCola was published in a monthly online magazine format.) For this year’s January issue,...

  • Send Your DNA Into Space!

    ...International Space Station. By entering this contest you’ll be joining the likes of Nobel Laureates, Olympic gold medalists, and Fatal1ty, and you alone will have the ability to perpetuate your...

  • Dear Readers: Old People, Women, Babies, and Monkeys

    (Editor’s note: This article was originally published in the September 2008 issue of GameCola, back when GameCola was published in a monthly online magazine format.) GameCola Headquarters New Haven, CT...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Diner Dash: Memories, Sweet (Resurfacing) Memories

    ...expectations were fairly low. I’d never made more than $5 an hour babysitting (I always viewed it more as a favor to friends and neighbors than a real source of...

  • Dear Readers: View-Master Interactive Vision

    (Editor’s note: This article was originally published in the October 2008 issue of GameCola, back when GameCola was published in a monthly online magazine format.) GameCola Headquarters New Haven, CT...

  • Zatikon (PC)

    ...chess. You’re assigned a bunch of characters, all of which can move and attack in certain directions. The goal of the game is to move the characters from your end...

  • Dear Readers: Penguins!

    ...Network, with glaring exceptions being Braid and PAIN. And possibly Portal: Still Alive, if you want to say that the additional content makes it a new game. And that one...