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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

What the Crap?: When This Baby Hits 88 MPH

Columns by Mark Freedman on January 24, 2011

Kids these days and their YouTubes and their Vice City mods. In the video I'm about to show you, we see some Marty McFly-like character in a plain red shirt driving around Grand Theft Auto: Vice City in a DeLorean.
New Videogame Releases for the Week of January 24, 2011

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 24, 2011

Two Worlds II, Dead Space 2, Lord of Arcana, Breach, World of Tanks, and more.
Gamera Obscura: Block Carnival

Columns by Jeff Day on January 22, 2011

Happy New Year! So, what did you do to celebrate New Year’s Eve?
Duke Nukem Forever Has a Release Date! [NSFW]

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 21, 2011

Per Destructoid, who heard it from Game Informer, the gaming industry's favorite phantom product (besides the actual Phantom) has an actual, honest-to-God release date, and that release date is May 3.
Randy Savage Dusted Off for Videogame Commercial

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 21, 20111

GameCola still has some wrestling fans, right? ...Wrestling fans still exist, right? Well, if you're out there, somewhere, this one's for you! It's a video of WWE legend slash hip-hop superstar (yes,
GC Podcast #33: 3D Games

Podcasts by Alex Jedraszczak on January 21, 20112

As 3D is making a triumphant comeback, the GameCola staff remains confused, since 3D games have been common for almost 20 years. Oh, THAT kind of 3D! Do you still need glasses for that stuff? Alex Jed
I Wouldn’t Mind Working for Media Molecule

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 20, 20111

Ever wonder what it's like working for a major videogame developer? According to some sources, it's an exhausting, thankless profession fraught with long, unpaid overtime hours, and absolutely no bean
Don’t Trust The Next Big Thing

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 20, 20111

Sure, it may be a point-and-click adventure game, which means that it gets the Official GameCola Seal of Approval by default. And sure, it may have---according to the trailer I'm about to show you---a
Sordahon’s Journey Continues

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 19, 2011

The latest in SouthPeak’s series of “You should buy Two Worlds II because Two Worlds I was really bad” ads has hit the Internets, and you can check it out right here: So here’s the thing about these commercials. Yeah, they’re funny, and yeah, it’s great that the developers can poke fun at themselves for what … Continue reading "Sordahon’s Journey Continues"
Not All Moms Hate Dead Space 2

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 19, 2011

Some moms (famously) hate Dead Space 2. Not this one. Definitely not this one. “He lost it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Well, I won’t be able to sleep tonight now. Also, this officially the most attention I’ve ever paid to the Dead Space series.