• Mega Man (PC)

    ...far too high. The graphics are fine, and don’t let the entire Internet tell you otherwise. Everything is easily identifiable—lava looks like lava, electric eels look like electric eels, and...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    ...too. The game just isn’t funny; it relies on lame humor and cheap jokes that couldn’t provoke laughter in an especially happy clown. So that there, what was once the...

  • Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)

    ...you go sliding down the streets of a small ninja-themed village. Each race consists of a predetermined number of laps. During a race, you and the other three combatants can...

  • Versus Mode: Postal, Pro-Gamers, Bill Gates, and More

    ...a generation. Consoles last between 2-4 years, from launch till the last one is sold. In that time though, especially the last year, you make another one. That way the...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (August 2006)

    ...monsters and fight them faster. It may sound kind of cheap, but the practice is in such wide use it’s hard to judge. July 12 Last night was the big...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...that you can find on a console. Everything about this game is designed to stop at nothing to get the niche weeaboo gamer stereotype to break out their Kill La...

  • EarthBound for Disaster

    ...is complete without a superficially science-fictiony fire-breathing sea beast roaming around on land. And when I arrived at last at the final boss, I remembered enough about the battle to...

  • China, Part 1: The Land That Consoles Forgot

    ...the mainland with its own laws. The Wiis, on the other hand, all had Japanese or Korean on the box despite the 2008 release of a Chinese-language version in Taiwan...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...for screwing up. The minigames range from the mind-numbingly simple (like typing in the correct number on a numeric keypad/cooking timer) to some that require good timing (tapping different ingredients...

  • Soulcalibur V (X360)

    ...burn? This is Soulcalibur V, the latest in a long line of repetitive titles in the Soul series, which arguably peaked in greatness around the time Link from The Legend...