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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Enjoy Videogames While You Still Can.

Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on November 1, 2010

The Fall Xbox Live dashboard update went live earlier today, enabling Kinect support, heralding the dawn of a new, family-friendly era for the 360, and commencing what will ultimately lead to the end
GameCola.net (PC)

Reviews by Nathaniel Hoover on November 1, 20105

GameCola.net, contrary to popular belief, is neither a game nor a carbonated beverage, nor a game about carbonated beverages, nor a carbonated beverage based on a game. This misunderstanding is part o
New Videogame Releases for the Week of October 31, 2010

News Posts by Paul Franzen on November 1, 2010

Kinect, Goldeneye 007, Ys: The Oath of Felghana, God of War: Ghost of Sparta, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Monopoly Streets, Tommy Tronic, Blood Drive, Pokepark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure, Noah's Ark, and more.
Flash Flood: I PLAEYD A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on October 31, 2010

I will tell you this up front: I do not like Halloween. I do, however, need a topic for this edition of "Flash Flood," the column where I review Flash games and videogame-related Flash animations and
Ultimate Zombies Ate My Neighbors (PC)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on October 30, 20102

Meteo wraps up his Halloween game review-a-thon with this ROM hack of Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
GameCola Halloween 2009

Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on October 30, 20101

In the longer-than-expected and excuse-laden hiatus between the final issue of GameCola and our triumphant return as a real website, everyone pretty much thought we were dead. GameCola's legacy lived
Sorcerian (PC)

Reviews by David Donovan on October 30, 20109

Don't let the bearded character on the box fool you—this is 100% '80s JRPG.
This Week in ‘Cola: Lizo’s Birthday Edition

News Posts by Paul Franzen on October 29, 2010

Happy birthday to GameCola writer, editor, and podcaster Elizabeth "Lizo" Medina-Gray! To celebrate, we're starting a new feature here in GameCola. (Actually, the two events are unrelated; I was just
[NSFW] Resident Evil 2 (PS1)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on October 29, 20105

In celebration of All Hallow's Eve, here's the third of four scary-game reviews by GC writer and acclaimed scary person Meteo Xavier. Check GameCola again tomorrow for one more! (You can read the pr
5th Cell Regresses to Boring

News Posts by Paul Franzen on October 29, 2010

5th Cell, developers of the highly creative and innovative Scribblenauts series for the DS, has announced that they're working on a brand-new game for consoles, and...it's a third-person shooter set i