• Pokémon Pearl (DS)

    ...belch out something that sounds like a dying dial-up modem while stiffly moving around like a South Park character. So yeah, battles aren’t quite up to the DS’s audio/graphical capabilities,...

  • Dear Readers: Live From the Real World

    ...facts I’ve recently learned: The new (est, at least) Ataris CD is an abomination. Being paid to edit is awesome. Apple cider doughnuts from South Jersey farm markets are the...

  • [NSFW] Resident Evil 5 (X360)

    ...how this game works is strictly because it’s piggybacking off RE4‘s basic structure. The new setting—Africa—is about as far away from anything RE has done before, but it’s…I don’t know,...

  • The Artwork of Phoenix Wright

    ...in the games, concept art, never-before-seen sketches and promo posters. A lot of it is rather good quality, like the everyone goes on a picnic scene and promo poster for...

  • Muscle March Finally Released in the U.S.!

    In case you missed it in my new videogame releases post yesterday, Muscle March has finally been released for WiiWare in the U.S.! Here’s why you should care: …Actually, to...

  • Suikoden III (PS2)

    ...very military-based and Asian decorated, this game feels like Dark Ages England meets Northeastern Africa. Besides that wild geographical headache, the game is also much more fantasy-centered, with talking lizards...

  • Inside the Guide: Pajama Sam: Life is Rough When You Lose Your Stuff!

    ...northern part of burkina faso. I am the manager of Bill and Exchange at the Foriegn Remittance Department of BANK OF AFRICA,(B.O.A.) In my department we discovered an abandoned sum...

  • Carbonated News: E3 2009 Preview

    ...Resident Evil series, I presume. It deals with zombies taking over Africa, and there was some controversy over how…wait a minute. Waaait a minute. This game has already been released!...

  • Imagine: Fashion Designer (DS)

    ...end. In one they ask for an African American model. OK, done. Next they ask for the backdrop to have someone thing to do with Africa. Easy enough. Then they...

  • Operation Darkness (X360)

    ...unit after being injured and saved by James Gallant, leader of The Wolf Pack, during a mission in Africa. In order to save Edward’s life, Gallant had to give him...