• EarthBound for Disaster

    ...the implacable critic in me was pleasantly surprised by the superb learning curve, the number of concessions made in favor of the player, and the absolutely unnecessary little touches that...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...individuality with a number of SHMUP gimmicks. First, after your starting level, you get to determine much of your own path from there by getting to select many levels as...

  • Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)

    ...just like to tell you up front that I’m glad this port never made it outside of Japan. It may be very close to the original Snowboard Kids in terms...

  • Dragon Ball Z: Dokkan Battle (iOS)

    ...within its genre. When you’re not busy punching Saibamen in the face, in Dokkan Battle you’ll be navigating around the board pictured above. You’re given three random numbers that represent...

  • Crystalis: NES vs. GBC

    ...about since the first installment of the Crystalis D&Dcast, like, a year ago. Now our long celebration of The END DAY comes to a close with not one, but…whatever number...

  • Laser Invasion (NES)

    ...Nintendo here. Still, with all this, it somehow doesn’t quite rank up on there as the most fun game, so it might only appeal to a select number of people....

  • Dokapon Kingdom (Wii)

    ...than sitting in a room with some good friends, plopped on the couch in front of a TV, and playing a game with each other. You bond, you have fun,...

  • MAGFest is coming up on January 2nd!

    ...general gist, but maybe you want some specifics. Well, during the day you can enjoy any number of things from panels hosted by your favorite internet celebrities and voice actors...

  • Memory Cards: The Final Fantasy Legend

    ...can choose humans, mutants, or monsters. Monsters can’t use equipment, but they have skills that work very similarly to abilities in Pokémon. Each skill has a limited number of uses...

  • What the Crap?: Low Quality Voice Clips

    ...sounds horrendous. What’s more, it’s the same sound for every number. Why even bother? I can understand an audio cue of some sort, so why not just a generic ding...