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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Rez HD (X360-XBLA)

Reviews by Zach Rich on May 1, 20081

As the son of a Marvel Comics superfan, I have a father who keeps a million-bajillon Marvel Classics under his bed. One of my favorite series from Marvel, The Sensational She-Hulk series, which was Sh
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Zombie Ninja Pro-Am (PS2)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on May 1, 2008

This is going to be a simple review (to write; harder to read), because there is only one point that needs to be made about this game. Normally, I state such points right after I make statements like
Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders (FMT)

Reviews by Carl Houghton on May 1, 20082

The next chapter in Carl Houghton's comprehensive review of LucasArts SCUMM titles.
Final Fantasy IV Advance (GBA)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on May 1, 20082

I could've killed Alex Jedraszczak for getting to this game before I did. There is no one more qualified to analyze Final Fantasy II/IV than me. I know this game better than I know myself, and it kno
Final Fantasy Legend III (GB)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on May 1, 2008

About as related to Final Fantasy as Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.
… of the Month: More Minigames That Also Happen to be Stand-alone Games, for Example: Pong

Columns by Matt Gardner on May 1, 2008

Request to Developers of the Month: More minigames that also happen to be stand-alone games, for example: Pong For example, Pong. Three simple words that started a revolution. It was August of 1967...
Digital Championship Wrestling: Cool Spot vs. The Hamburgler

Columns by Paul Franzen on May 1, 2008

Hello my beautiful gamefans, and welcome, once again, to Digital Championship Wrestling: your number one source for hot pixel-on-pixel action.
Versus Mode: Magazines, Digital Distribution, Motion Controls, and More

Columns by GameCola on May 1, 2008

GameCola writers Carl Houghton and Paul Franzen discuss whether videogame magazines are a thing of the past, digital distribution, motion controls on the 360 and PS3, and more.
The Gates of Life: Episode 56 – Eww?

Columns by Paul Franzen on May 1, 20081

Bloodeater Narrator: I’m sorry, but could someone explain to me why everyone is so freaked out all of a sudden?
Quantum Geek: Episode 2 – Goombas Feel Pain, Too

Columns by Michael Ridgaway on May 1, 20081

"So I've got to ask," Rick said to his newly digitized friend, "What's it like in there?" "Really weird; I feel like I'm in someone else's body. And the world...game....whatever... is even worse. I ca