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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on June 1, 20083

I'm not going to lie to you, or wait until the end of the page to get the point across to you: ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS is awesome. It is so awesome that I can't think of a better way to open up my re
Rocketmen: Axis of Evil (X360-XBLA)

Reviews by Zach Rich on June 1, 20081

If there's one thing I am in this world, I am a grammar Nazi.1 The very first thing I did when I downloaded Rocketman: Axis of Evil onto my Xbox was complain about how there was no space between the c
Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

Columns by Michael Ridgaway on June 1, 20081

“The first chance you get, you are deleting ALL Tetris games from this damn thing,” Tom growled. “I feel more nauseous than I’ve ever been, and I don’t even have a stomach anymore!” “Aww come on, Tom, it looked fun! I’ll bet it was like a roller coaster ride. You love roller coasters!” “Yes, yes … Continue reading "Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil"
Virtual Console Review (May 2008)

Columns by Myrtle T. Blinkin on June 1, 2008

our grandfather was a renegade. A renegade of funk. He smelled most often of motor oil and urine, which was quite funky, I tell you!
[NSFW] Mario Kart Wii (Wii)

Reviews by Sprite Monkey on June 1, 20081

Mario Kart, Mario Kart, Oh, how long I have loved thee! From Super NES to Double Dash, And now you're on the Wii! Reserve my copy early on From the whores at the GameStop. It comes with a free wheel,
Bokosuka Wars (NES)

Reviews by Rick L on June 1, 20081

I should start by saying that, when I first wrote a review for Bokosuka Wars, I called it bad because I didn't look farther into it, and I was happy to jump on the bandwagon and ride it all the way
Versus Mode: Adults Only DLC, Shigeru Miyamoto, Parents, and More

Columns by GameCola on June 1, 20081

Christian Porter and Rick L debate the Wii, Adults Only DLC, Shigeru Miyamoto, punishing parents, and Rock Band in this edition of Versus Mode.
Smoking is Bad, People.

Videos by Michael Gray on May 29, 2008

Check out my anti-smoking YouTube video.
Ubisoft Jumps on Bandwagon, Hosts Ubidays

News Posts by Zach Rich on May 28, 2008

In hoping to blend in with the big boys, France-based developer Ubisoft hosted its own media event today. Several announcements were made for upcoming titles those crafty Frenchies have been working o
Rock Band vs. Guitar Hero: World Tour (The Reckoning)

Blog Posts by Colin Greenhalgh on May 28, 2008

Recently, a lot of attention has been paid to Guitar Hero 4, to which a lot of people have to say "Rock Band's better". To these people, I offer a suggestion: Don't fight it. Just take it, nice and sl