• Enchanted Arms (X360)

    ...easily the number one so-bad-it’s-good movie of all time)—the story, dialogue, and voice acting are so amazingly, profoundly, hilariously awful that I’d trade my signed copy of Bio-Dome away for...

  • Mega Man Zero 2 (GBA)

    ...others in the Mega Man legacy is its grading system. The system counts the number of hits you take, the number of enemies you “retire” and the time taken to...

  • Cave Story (Wii-WW)

    ...get for free, you can get by paying for! Isn’t that great news? Of course it is! Nicalis has added a number of features to Cave Story, to make this...

  • Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games

    ...colors of the presents they want (convenient!), and the number of lights on in the house corresponds with how many presents you’re supposed to drop. If you screw up a...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Cate West and the Vanishing Eyesight

    ...at least it makes sense. Not so in Cate West. You look for a certain number of hidden objects, and once you reach your quota, Cate uses her “super psychic...

  • Mid-Boss: Dino-scores

    ...to think rationally? No one’s going to read your boring words if there’s a number at the bottom of the page that does all the thinking for them. I fear...

  • Giana Sisters DS (DS)

    ...should have been expected), such as touchscreen and microphone functions. Luckily, use of the touchscreen can be kept to a bare minimum. Also, gameplay takes place entirely on the top...

  • Sonic CD (SCD)

    ...new aspect pushing Sonic CD into the number-one spot for the Genesis CD attachment was the time-travel system. During gameplay, when you run into a signpost saying “Past” or “Future,”...

  • Back to the Future: The Game – Episode 2: Get Tannen! (PC)

    ...“too short.” This game has a few improvements over the previous one. First off, the number of characters is doubled, which makes the game feel a lot more realistic. Second...

  • Submissions (August 2004)

    ...better. Also, what of Astro Boy, which Stuart has as number one on his top ten list? How is it that this game (among three others) is better than the...