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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

… of the Month: People Porting Games Instead of Making New Ones

Columns by Matt Gardner on June 1, 2006

It seems someone got the hint, whether it be from tons of people using their PSPs to play old games on emulators and refusing to upgrade their PSPs in order to continue doing so, people continuing to buy old games ported to PSP and other systems (such as Breath of Fire 3 for PSP, which I just purchased recently instead of buying a real new game), or just a lucky guess.
Digital Championship Wrestling: Ecco the Dolphin vs. Cecil

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2006

Paul: Live from the Jersey shore, it's Digital Championship Wrestling! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside Eric "Sniffles" Regan, and this one sure promises to be a barnburner! Ain't that right, Sniffles?
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on June 1, 2006

Welcome to another action-packed and exciting edition of what the semi-cool kids call the SUPER THUMBS! In this edition, I will be taking you on an adventure that explores parts of this gaming univers
Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Zack Huffman on June 1, 2006

Zack Huffman offers advice about gaming girlfriends, sharing memory cards, and more.
The Gates of Life: Episode 34 – ROCKIN’ BALLAD!

Columns by Matt Gardner on June 1, 2006

Jordan: I will sing your asses off, butt gnomes.
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #17

Comics by Terrence Atkins on June 1, 2006

Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.
Chibi-Robo! (GCN)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on June 1, 20061

My mom and I had a bonding moment the other day, when we were discussing cleaning. I'd spent much of the past few weeks cleaning my apartment—the kitchen, the bathroom, the floors, etc.—only to ha
FIFA Soccer 06 (PS2)

Reviews by Steve Hamner on June 1, 2006

In the good old U.S. of A., a soccer videogame is about as popular as a quality penguin documentary. For the most part, your everyday American surfs to the next channel, but the true penguin aficionad
Submissions (June 1, 2006)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on June 1, 2006

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Dear Readers: The Inventor of l33t

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2006

You can thank me. You—yeah, you with the teeth—can thank me. I did something ages ago that bettered your life, and I'm not talking about the time I figured out how to put on both socks using only my feet. (You think it sounds easy? Try it sometime.) I'm not even talking about GameCola, though goodness knows many lives has been bettered by that.