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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Carbonated News: Sonic the Whorehog

News Posts by Matt Wright on November 1, 2005

Ever wanted to take your favourite hedgehog with you wherever you go? No? Well, don't bother reading this then...
Submissions (November 2005)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on November 1, 2005

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
0wning the Competition: Mac Gaming

Columns by Kay Leacock on November 1, 2005

Recently, I've taken to playing with Macs. A lot. In fact, I work for Apple now. But, on that note, I'd like to bring up the gaming front on a Mac. It's a front that's not really covered at all. I fee
Digital Championship Wrestling: Chuck Rock vs. Phoenix Wright

Columns by Paul Franzen on November 1, 2005

Paul: The atmosphere here at ringside is electrifying! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and we're coming to you live, live, live from the DCW arena! Tonight's main event is sure to be a thriller: for the first time in several months, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with absolutely no gimmicks attached!
Live in Yore World #6

Columns by Matt Wright on November 1, 2005

Another in our series of the evolution of technology, albeit a less exciting one. An example of how less is needed to store a lot more. Note: The dimensions are rough measurements, so don't get all pe
Oh, the Humanity!: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Columns by Zack Huffman on November 1, 2005

Every so often there's a significant advance in film special effects, leading to the inevitable shit-storm movies with no substance, whose only purpose are to showcase said special effects. Examples of this phenomenon include Twister, all three Star Wars prequels and of course, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on November 1, 2005

So it's a new month, and a new THUMBS! This month I will be going back, waay back, into my memories of the before-time, back when I actually rented games, and bring to YOU the one true treasure that w
0wning the Competition: Sony Ericsson Z500a

Columns by Kay Leacock on October 1, 2005

So this month I decided it was time to get another new mobile phone (or for those of you who call it so, cell phone). I went with the Sony Ericsson Z500a. It's quite a nice phone: GSM, data services,
Low-Rent Adventures in Japan

Columns by Richo Rosai on October 1, 2005

Many of you may have made the gamer's pilgrimage to Akihabara or Denden-town to see the birth land of games as we know them. But how many of you would be willing to give it all up—Hamburger Helper,
Digital Championship Wrestling: Master Chief vs. Wall Street Kid in a 3 Stages of Hell Match!

Columns by Paul Franzen on October 1, 2005

Hello everyone and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and tonight... well... I'm not entirely sure what we've got! Tonight's main event is the brainchild of The Captain, and I think we'd all be much better off if he did the explaining. Eric?