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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

We Love Katamari (PS2)

Reviews by Allec Johnson on October 1, 2005

I've really tried to find major flaws in this title, but I cannot find anything to lower my opinion of the game heavily.
Dear Readers: The Next-Gen Consoles

Columns by Paul Franzen on October 1, 2005

A number of you (one is still a number, right?) have written in asking for my thoughts on the next generation of gaming consoles. While I'm not quite finished with this generation yet (or the last several, for that matter), this appears to be a pressing issue on the souls of our loyal readers, so I feel it is my duty to have it a go. Even if I would rather just play Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt than most of the Xbox 360's launch titles.
The GameCola Interview: Denny Delk

Columns by Paul Franzen on September 1, 2005

Denny Delk portrayed Murray the Talking Skull in the Monkey Island series, King Otar Fenris III in King's Quest VII, Hoagie and all the various tentacles in Day of the Tentacle, the narrator in Rogue Squadron 2 and 3, Wicket in the Ewoks animated series, and loads upon loads of other characters you can read about at IMDB.
Conker: Live & Reloaded (MXB)

Reviews by Matt Wright on September 1, 2005

Nintendo? Not only condoning, but releasing, a game with curse words? Had the world gone mad?!
[NSFW] Halo (MXB)

Reviews by Travis Combs on September 1, 2005

If you're a Microsoft-hating Sony, Nintendo, or PC fanboy, consider this: Grow up.
Animal Crossing (GCN)

Reviews by Casey Levine on September 1, 2005

It's hard to be bored in Animal Crossing.
0wning the Competition: Surround Sound

Columns by Kay Leacock on September 1, 2005

There are tons of possibilities with surround-sound enhanced games.
Digital Championship Wrestling: Princess Peach vs. Princess Zelda in an Inferno Match

Columns by Paul Franzen on September 1, 2005

Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling, live from the GameCola Arena! I'm Paul Franzen, and with me this eve is Eric Regan, and we are ready, absolutely ready, to provide you with some of the most entertaining pro-wrestling this Internet has to offer.
Doom 64 (N64)

Reviews by Richo Rosai on September 1, 2005

So at the end of the day, is Doom 64 really Doom, or is it just a knock-off that tries but doesn't live up to its predecessor?
Oh, the Humanity!: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Columns by Zack Huffman on September 1, 2005

This movie drove me to stab the guy at Hollywood Video who actually allowed me to rent it. After showing the movie to the cops, I actually got a reward.