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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Volume 1 (SNES)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on September 1, 2005

The only reason to ever get this game is if you are a collector who must have all Lord of the Rings things, and even then it's a stupid idea.
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on September 1, 2005

Greetings, all! Welcome to the newest edition of the most entertaining and fast-paced review action this side of ANYTHING! This month, I shall be discussing five games that I found in a deep dark hole
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on September 1, 2005

Wow! I did sooooo much stuff with testgame this month!And now that I've given you that favorable first impression, let's move on to the more truthful items on the agenda. I did not, in fact, do much w
The Gates of Life: Chapter 26 – Fight! Fight! Fight!

Columns by Matt Gardner on September 1, 2005

Enrique: It's on like Donkey Kong, fool.
Super Battleship (SG)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on September 1, 2005

If you bought Super Battleship and you expected more than you got, it's YOU who has the problem, man, not Super Battleship.
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #9

Comics by Terrence Atkins on September 1, 2005

Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU Googled to discover GameCola.
North & South (NES)

Reviews by Zack Huffman on September 1, 2005

North & South really isn't a game that will hold your interest for longer than a commercial break.
Submissions (September 2005)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on September 1, 2005

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Dear Readers: GameCola Statistics

Columns by Paul Franzen on September 1, 2005

DID YOU KNOW THAT...11.1% of all GameCola staff members have been named "Matt?"
[NSFW] Bill & Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES)

Reviews by Zack Huffman on August 1, 2005

I've already shown you a few inevitable disasters that were licensed NES games. This month I give you Exhibit H.