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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Guerrilla War (NES)

Reviews by Zack Huffman on May 1, 2005

Che Guevara must ride a mine cart while rescuing Cubans with a lasso.
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on May 1, 2005

Hello and welcome to the newest edition of SUPER THUMBS! This will be a very INTENSE and groundbreaking issue of SUPER THUMBS but.. I can't tell you why just yet. You see we have to sneak it by the ed
RoboWarrior (NES)

Reviews by Matt Wright on May 1, 2005

It's been described as a more mature version of Bomberman, and how can that be a bad thing?
Mid-Boss: The Nintendo DS

Columns by Stuart Gipp on May 1, 2005

Haha! You miserable fools thought you had defeated Mid-Boss! But it looks like I got my second wind, and now your time is up! This month, Mid-Boss would like to assault your pathetic craft with his br
Submissions (May 2005)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on May 1, 2005

Favorite Part of the Last Issue I'd definitely say The GameCola Interview.... c'mon, what's not to like? It gives good tips for budding gamers, and it COULD lead to even a widdle bit of exposure on CN
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on May 1, 2005

Greetings, faithful readers of GameCola. My name's Lizo, and I'm making an adventure game. Well, let me try that again. I've had a deep and abiding love for adventure games (you know, the Monkey Islan
Dear Readers: Three Years

Columns by Paul Franzen on May 1, 2005

It's been three years, now.
Be Careful What You Search For #5

Comics by Terrence Atkins on May 1, 2005

Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU used to discover GameCola.
Doom 3 (MXB)

Reviews by Richo Rosai on May 1, 2005

Doom 3 is an ultra-sexy diversion with enough substance to fill the id-naysayers' mouths.
[NSFW] Resident Evil 4 (GCN)

Reviews by Travis Combs on May 1, 20051

Tell me you're some PS2 or Xbox fanboy who won't play the game because it's on a kiddy system. Tell me. I dare you.