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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Figure Fours and Magic Eights: WWE WrestleMania XXI

Columns by Paul Franzen on April 1, 2005

Okay, so chances are that WrestleMania XXI has come and gone by the time you've started reading this article. This latest issue of GameCola was only released the day of the big event, so one way or another, you may already know the results.
Live in Yore World #2

Columns by Matt Wright on April 1, 2005

This ad really pissed me off at the time, 'cause I love dogs, and I love my Game Boy.The Game Gear is okay, but the amount of power it drained is phenomenal!Sega did a few of these ads, bagging Ninten
Oh, the Humanity!: House of the Dead

Columns by Zack Huffman on April 1, 2005

House of the Dead is based (barely) on Sega's successful trilogy of light gun shooter games. In the interest of full disclosure, I'll mention that I've only played House of the Dead in the arcade a few times, and I don't really remember much about them. According to my three minutes of internet research, House of the Dead: the movie is supposed to be a sort of prequel to the games, leaving the film-makers with very little obligation for faithfulness towards the game's plot lines.
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on April 1, 2005

Welcome back to SUPER THUMBS, the highly entertaining feature that gives you the quick run-down of video games spanning all video game eras and systems! This month I bring some games from Game Boy, SN
Panzer Dragoon Orta (MXB)

Reviews by Casey Levine on April 1, 2005

I normally wouldn't be interested in a game like Panzer Dragoon Orta, except that it has cool dragons.
You Don’t Know Jack (PS1)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on April 1, 2005

YDKJ may not hold up well against the sands of time, so play it while it's still well-nigh topical.
Lethal Weapon (NES)

Reviews by Zack Huffman on April 1, 2005

I cannot in good conscience recommend this game to anyone.
Submissions (April 2005)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on April 1, 2005

omg, would u please stop e-mailing me!!! i did NOT subscribe to whatever ur doing here, and i would really appreciate it if u just stop sending me these things!!!Michael GaglianoI enjoyed carbonated n
The Gates of Life: Episode 22 – Liaunde! Also, Wait…Wait Yeah, There Were Others….

Columns by Matt Gardner on April 1, 2005

Barin: I'm so sick of you I could vomit. This is my story, and it's really about time I took it back.
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #4

Comics by Terrence Atkins on April 1, 2005

Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU used to discover GameCola.