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Aero the Acro-Bat (SG)
Reviews by Stuart Gipp on The flying mouse with attitude who completely failed to set the world on fire.
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James Pond 2: Codename Robocod (SMS)
Reviews by Stuart Gipp on The toys at Santa's factory are crying out for help! Who will save them? Then, from the depths...ROBOCOD!
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Carbonated News (December 2004)
News Posts by Paul Franzen on - The remake of one of Genesis' most popular titles that I've never played, Altered Beast, is sadly no longer slated to come to the United States. I know you're heartbroken, but don't fret too much
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Kirby’s Dream Course (SNES)
Reviews by Brian Vanek on Miniature golf can't be much more fun than when you have Kirby as the ball.
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… of the Month: Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie Soundtrack
Columns by Matt Gardner on If you are asking yourself right now "What does the Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie soundtrack have to do with video games?" then you clearly have not read the title. And you're an ass.
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Great Moments in Gaming #4
Columns by Stuart Gipp on Playing Abe's Oddysee, you are tramping around Rupture Farms, experimenting with the buttons. You press a certain button combination and a flatulent sound is heard. Your brain goes into joy-spasms. Did --- did the lead character just FART? You try it again. Abe farts again. You cry tears of joy. Then you find a sleeping enemy and fart on him. He instantly wakes up and fillets you. You don't care --- ABE CAN, NAY, MUST FART AT WILL. When you find out that flatulence is integral to beating the game, you just laugh even harder.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Sora vs. Mega Man
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello again everyone, and welcome back to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, and here with me tonight Eric "PLZ REZ" Regan.Eric: And I just can't wait for today's matchu
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Geoff Wastes a Minute of Your Time
Fan Submissions by Geoff Osman on So this month is full of games galore and I am freaking broke! I just preordered Halo 2, and Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix 2 but what about Metal Gear Solid 3 and Metroid Prime 2? There is also the next Prince of Persia and Need for Speed Underground. I want all these games, but that's sooo much freaking money! I love that all these games are coming out but why did it all have to be at once! It was hard to make a choice. I chose Halo 2 because of the LAN parties here. DDR was my second choice because it's the only exercise I've been having here except reaching for Krispy Kream Donuts. If anyone wants to donate money to me it would be much appreciated. Until next time...thanks for letting me waste your precious time.
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Versus Mode: Quidditch World Cup vs. Ribbit King
Columns by Paul Franzen on I think we can all agree that the best kind of sports is a fake one, right? After all, who wants to bat a ball around in a crowded stadium when you can instead fly around on a broomstick trying to b
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on Welcome back! What an issue I have in store for you. This month I will be reviewing some of the most memorable games in my collection! Well I mean the Mark of Kri was an impulse buy but hey two years