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Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (GBA)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on
I'd put this above Paper Mario, but below Super Mario RPG.
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Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals (SNES)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on
"Holy jeez, I'm in a town!"
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Aero the Acro-Bat (SG)
Reviews by Stuart Gipp on
The flying mouse with attitude who completely failed to set the world on fire.
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James Pond 2: Codename Robocod (SMS)
Reviews by Stuart Gipp on
The toys at Santa's factory are crying out for help! Who will save them? Then, from the depths...ROBOCOD!
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Carbonated News (December 2004)
News Posts by Paul Franzen on
- The remake of one of Genesis' most popular titles that I've never played, Altered Beast, is sadly no longer slated to come to the United States. I know you're heartbroken, but don't fret too much
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Kirby’s Dream Course (SNES)
Reviews by Brian Vanek on
Miniature golf can't be much more fun than when you have Kirby as the ball.
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… of the Month: Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie Soundtrack
Columns by Matt Gardner on
If you are asking yourself right now "What does the Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie soundtrack have to do with video games?" then you clearly have not read the title. And you're an ass.
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Great Moments in Gaming #4
Columns by Stuart Gipp on
Playing Abe's Oddysee, you are tramping around Rupture Farms, experimenting with the buttons. You press a certain button combination and a flatulent sound is heard. Your brain goes into joy-spasms. Did --- did the lead character just FART? You try it again. Abe farts again. You cry tears of joy. Then you find a sleeping enemy and fart on him. He instantly wakes up and fillets you. You don't care --- ABE CAN, NAY, MUST FART AT WILL. When you find out that flatulence is integral to beating the game, you just laugh even harder.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Sora vs. Mega Man
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Paul: Hello again everyone, and welcome back to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, and here with me tonight Eric "PLZ REZ" Regan.Eric: And I just can't wait for today's matchu
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Geoff Wastes a Minute of Your Time
Fan Submissions by Geoff Osman on
So this month is full of games galore and I am freaking broke! I just preordered Halo 2, and Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix 2 but what about Metal Gear Solid 3 and Metroid Prime 2? There is also the next Prince of Persia and Need for Speed Underground. I want all these games, but that's sooo much freaking money! I love that all these games are coming out but why did it all have to be at once! It was hard to make a choice. I chose Halo 2 because of the LAN parties here. DDR was my second choice because it's the only exercise I've been having here except reaching for Krispy Kream Donuts. If anyone wants to donate money to me it would be much appreciated. Until next time...thanks for letting me waste your precious time.