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    The Gates of Life: Episode 28 – WTF is an Island?

    ...my word, it’s Generic. Generic: That’s right, I’m back. Audience: Hooray! Generic: Enough of that, this is important business. PE: What is it? Generic: I have something important to tell...

  • Versus Mode: Violent Games, Pre-Teen Raider, Wal-Mart, and More

    ...your business if you want to take it away from them. Don’t try to legislate against my kid just because your kid is too busy drooling to see the difference...

  • Illusion of Gaia (SNES)

    ...would have been easy for me to blame it on school. Running around like a chicken with its head cut off trying to sign up for classes, buy books, and...

  • NGP to Kill Console Games

    ...Sony NGP is going to put the Wii, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 out of business. For those of you who don’t know, the NGP is “Next Generation Portable,” Sony’s...

  • DeathSpank (XBLA)

    ...probably (unfortunately) won’t be adopted by more Serious Business RPGs, but it keeps things moving, and it doesn’t force extreme item-gatherers like me to use a town portal every ten...

  • Why Buy Remakes?

    ...Speaking of remakes, I’m wondering if they’re profitable from a business standpoint, seeing as the current videogame generation has PlayStation Network, Xbox Live Arcade, and the Virtual Console. Companies can...

  • Dance Dance Revolution SuperNova (Arcade)

    ...searching for that clip). But most of the time, it’s pretty quiet in there (not that business isn’t booming, just mostly that people are minding their own). This screenshot contains...

  • PAX East 2010 Recap

    ...unearthed is that CollegeHumor.com hates GameCola and wants to put us out of business. Even though no one at CollegeHumor has ever heard of GameCola, they have sworn vengeance and...

  • Game Reviews by Christian Porter, Age 9

    ...knows they’re overpriced. That’s probably why they went out of business in 1993, idiot. Also, I think Shadowgate or Deja Vu might be a bit better example of Kemco’s good...

  • Mega Man 10 (Wii-WW)

    ...the next game. Classic Mega Man games aren’t renowned for their gripping plots (unless you count gripping the controller while watching the cutscenes), so complaining that Mega Man 10 has...