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Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
[NSFW] Doki Doki Nightmare Club, AKA: Don't Play Psychological Horror Games at School
Looking for a fun, non-terrifying game to play during those boring class lectures? WELL STAY AWAY FROM THIS ONE!!!
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Upcoming Games in 2018
The future is now, and Robyn tells us what we can expect in the coming year!
Games That Secretly Suck: Demon's Souls
Best played wearing a leather mask, some sort of chaps, and a safe word.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
Mega Man 8 (PS1)
Suppose it is your job to bake just one pizza every 1-2 years, and it's pizza time once more. You've gotten really good at making pizzas over the last ten years or so, but some of your critics say tha
Pac-Man Arrangement (PSP)
A Pac-Man Arrangement:There once was a man named Pac-Man,And rehashing old games was his plan.There was no aim for fun,And his games all bar none,Were destined to enter the trash can.But Arrangement i
Garry's Mod (PC)
When is a game not a game?

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