• EarthBound (SNES)

    ...it hasn’t been stated enough for you, listen to me good: This is the weirdest fucking game in American history. While all other rabid fans (no doubt sprouting mushrooms out...

  • Layton Brothers: Mystery Room (iOS)

    ...is the case. Perhaps they were trying to give the game some British flavour. Perhaps Level-5 was lazy and only translated the game into European English, without an American localization....

  • The Six Most Amazingly Insane Characters Cut From Previous Tekken Games

    ...full beard and suddenly knew the secret to mixing concrete. Exposure to Paul is certified by the American Medical Association and World Health Organization to treat low testosterone. If the...

  • After 23 Years, a River City Ransom Sequel!

    ...Kunio-kun, though—it’s the honest-to-goodness, all-American, ’50s-style, USA-#1 River City Ransom we know and love! … Made in Canada. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO0sfoYYNbA But, seriously, this game looks awesome. And, it needs your help!...

  • GS Mikami: Joreishi wa Nice Body (SFC)

    ...Fear not—NSFW tags are not required! Ghost Sweeper Mikami is an anime adaptation which graced Japanese and Latin American television in ’93-’94. It is based off of a manga penned...

  • Metro 2033 (PC)

    ...as the game lacks the RPG elements of its American kin and puts a greater focus on first-person mechanics. Metro 2033 employs a system similar to F.E.A.R. and other modern...

  • TripleA (PC)

    ...TripleA offers dozens of different Axis & Allies scenarios to play, from ones based off the actual WotC games to fan-created versions for the Napoleonic Wars, American Civil War and...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...But wait, WHAT?! It’s not that sort of game?? Damn. It’s the first North American installment of a long-running Japanese video board-game series? INSANITY. It sounds like it will be...

  • Gamera Obscura: Sonic Eraser

    ...Drive (the Japanese equivalent of the Genesis), the Sega Meganet. WAIT, DIDN’T AMERICAN GAMERS GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT? THE SEGA CHANNEL, WAS IT? Yes, but that didn’t arrive until a...

  • Breath of Fire III (PS1)

    ...prices were soaring due to a nationwide shortage, leaving the average American with little else to do but fart into their gas tank, praying to Satan that it would work....