• Jailbreak (PC)

    ...surprised because he hasn’t committed any crimes recently, and apparently the statute of limitations in the City of Thieves is like five hours because otherwise he should know that cops...

  • Gyruss (NES)

    ...next, because, in 25xx, the planets have all perfectly aligned. I enjoy coming back to this game every once in a while. Just like how Street Fighter and Nintendo World...

  • Q&AmeCola: What’s in the Cube?

    ...Actually, it’s probably an early access code to M.C. Hammer’s highly anticipated “deep search” website. (Mark is a reviewer and author of “What the Crap?”) Kate Jay Pretty sure that...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    Welcome to the December edition of those wonderful appendages we call the PSYCHIC THUMBS. You know it’s the December edition of the THUMBS…because the calendar says it is December. So!...

  • The Diary of Samus Aran

    ...shaken. Today I received a distress signal—code name: “Baby’s Cry.” A common SOS with the urgency of a baby crying… The nickname comes from the fact that the purpose of...

  • Price and Date Revealed for 3DS

    ...whose biggest upcoming title is a 3D port of Ocarina of Time, though. (Then again, it doesn’t seem enough for the system that’s going to house Professor Layton vs. Phoenix...

  • [NSFW] Alan Wake (X360)

    ...And before you know it, hello downloadable content because I need more goddamnit! And all of your friends look at you weird, because really Rachael Leigh Cook hasn’t been in...

  • The Ten Reasons: Space Quest Collection

    ...lazy shill who’s been linking you to old material from other websites for two paragraphs. Anydroid, because the Space Quest Collection adds absolutely no new content to the Space Quest...

  • E3 2011: The Microsoft Press Conference

    ...a jacket. They must have a dress code at this event. They immediately cut into a preview for SSX, the reboot of the SSX snowboarding franchise. It looks like it...

  • Puzzle Agent 2 (PC)

    ...these were easy to code—that all it took was a graphical switchover and some slight rejiggering. The story now travels completely linearly. If someone doesn’t give you the clues you...