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    ...into my computer after learning some basic American slang in a desperate effort to make the site look like it has more than one writer. This game is wiggity-wiggity-wiggity WACK....

  • Sonic CD (SCD)

    ...used trance remixes formed using samples from funk and reggae songs! Sure, the American soundtrack was brilliant stuff too, composed by Spencer Nilsen. He did an absolutely mind-blowing job recomposing...

  • Versus Mode: Subtitles, Diablo III, Braid, and More

    ...is obvious: Numbers are GAY. Not happy, not charming, not even simply and politically homosexual. GAY. There’s a reason numbers are not technically words—just try rolling them off your tongue:...

  • Things Zach Rich Demands to See Before He Dies in 2020

    ...325 of the songs available for the series. All you have to do is swipe someone’s credit card number, and bam. Free Microsoft Points for life. And by someone, I...

  • Submissions (September 2003)

    ...put a picture of Doom II for the PC. It’s obvious because the PC version is the only one that has the weapons numbered, the GBA version doesn’t. They’re numbered...

  • The GameCola Interview: Denny Delk

    ...is similar in its collegial atmosphere. GC: You’ve performed in a number of Star Wars video games. Do you have an affinity for the series, or are those just the...

  • Super Mario Land (GB)

    ...question. One game often glanced back at through nostalgia-tinted glasses is the abominable Super Mario Land. This title saw American and Japanese releases before I was even born. It very...

  • … of the Month: Mysterious Top 10 List

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    ...based on the popular manga serial of the same name, is a survival horror game with adventure elements set in a haunted school where a number of vengeful spirits have...

  • Action 52 (NES)

    ...and the level will continue until you defeat a predetermined number of enemies. Be forewarned: If you choose not to use the ladders and jump down a level, you will...