• This Yard Has Saled #1: RetroGameCon 6 and More

    ...$30 for the lot. As the sun began to set on the first day of the convention, we headed for the doors, but the fun wouldn’t end there. We had...

  • Brink (X360)

    ...you see the class valedictorian working the customer service desk at your local grocery store, you get a feeling of disappointment and feel a bit bad for them, because, even...

  • Submissions (April 2007)

    ...pre-order, I just had the same thing happen. Pre-ordered a game from their Web site and didn’t get a gift when the game arrived. I e-mailed their customer service to...

  • Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...going to work drunk and just saying “Fuck it. I’m drunk, gimme the phone and I’ll field customer support,” and I accidentally pushed speaker phone. Yes, dicks and dames, Meteo...

  • [NSFW] Red Faction (PS2)

    ...a bloody revolution against the boss company, the Ultor Corporation. Parker is aided in his confused assault by rebel leader Eos and Ultor paper-pusher Hendrix, who contact him via a...

  • Gyruss (NES)

    ...against a menacing contraption. After Mercury, you’ll move on to the sun. It turns out that the sun’s corona has been replaced by a eye-bot contraption and is super pissed...

  • The Miner’s Journal, Part I

    ...left in some remote spot in the countryside? Despite my initial sense of fear at being lost in an unknown place, the landscape itself was not unpleasant: a small clear...

  • E3 Day Two: Nintendo’s Press Conference

    ...about Golden Sun DS and Goldeneye Wii. Golden Sun was a popular RPG series for the GBA, so everyone’s excited that it’s coming to the DS after seven or so...

  • The 2013 GameCola Videogame Awards (Part 1)

    ...a GBA combo pack of Mother 1+2 means nothing to you if the game was never released in your country (e.g. Europe, which is a country now). The ability to...

  • Dear Readers: Scenes of Costa Rica

    ...out of the country the last two weeks of this month. I’ll be soaking up the sun of Costa Rica, and I’m hoping to get this written ahead of time...