• Fabricated News: Ness Arrested

    ...bat. He has also broken into several houses and robbed people of their valuables. Concerned citizen Pokey Minch made the phone call to the police– Say, "Fuzzy Pickles!" Um…Pokey made...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: My Halo Wars Experience

    ...about barking orders to your units through your headset—finally, a perfectly valid reason to yell at my TV. Anyway, next month we’ll be addressing a more specific cheap tactic. For...

  • Beauty Lawyer Victoria (iPad)

    In ten words or less, Beauty Lawyer Victoria is a cheap Phoenix Wright clone. You star as Victoria, the Beauty Lawyer. Your client, Larry Butz Dennis, has been falsely accused...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...behind. However…it’s going to cost $68! I just don’t see how most people would go for that. Especially with all the cheap, cheap, cheap indie and downloadable games I mentioned...

  • iCasual

    ...Apple operating system). The AppStore is an easy to use system whereby the user can purchase and download games and applications to their iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad. Some of...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #1

    ...doesn’t say “cheap Halloween punk rock.” But putting aside Jade’s aesthetic appeal, she isn’t the run of the mill hero. She isn’t overwhelmingly cute, nor too tom boyish, and she...

  • Sly Cooper Trilogy (PS2)

    ...and varied, and replayability is pretty high. But it’s really the memorable characters that enrich the story and engage the gamer. Plus, the games are cheap, so you really can’t...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: Those Darn Campers!

    ...out of our gaming experiences, and we kindly invite you to…well, don’t be that guy. There isn’t a more despised cheap tactic in the realm of online shooting games than...

  • GameCola’s Top 50 Worst Games Ever Made (Part 1)

    ...your objective is to just kill. Kill every living being you find down there! You won’t find a wide variety of aquatic species in this game, but (apparently) you have...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    ...Hero: Van Halen, which contains the worst songs from Van Halen’s catalogue. OK, that was harsh, but I refuse to pay any money for GH:VH because it doesn’t even contain...